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The '''Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack''' is one of two [[Deckard Cain]] "[[Easter Egg]]s" (or jokes). There's also the [[Deckard Cain Rap]] from when [[Diablo II]] was new. The GPS Voice Pack is from 1st April 2010, a joke by [[Blizzard Entertainment|Blizzard]]. It's voiced by the normal Cain voice: [[Michael Gough]]
==Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack==
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::''Hello my friend. Fasten your seatbelt and listen.
:[ping-ping]
::''That red light up ahead marks a place of grave danger. Do not stop!'' [acceleration sounds and a crash]
:[ping-ping]
::''In four point two miles, turn right, on Lincoln. Then move to the left lane to prepare for a turn on to Hay Street. Your destination will be a half-mile on the right. I remember there was a bard named [[Hays]] who used to trouble [[Ogden]] for soup and boarding in the summer months.
::''Ogden had a rule about minstrels that went back 20 years to when [[Baerna]] ran the inn. Baerna was a cruel inkeep but a fine cook. Not a soul in [[Westmarch]] would disagree.
::''A case could be made that Westmarch created the notion of ''Frontier Cousine'' from the first days of [[Zakarum]]'s push into that region.
::''Not that the followers of [[Akarat]] knew what would come from their expansion into the [[West]]. No, the impact of that campaign would not be understood for generations, yes.
:[ping-ping]
::''In the harvest months, the sun hangs so low, it can hardly be used to mark the cardinals. You might be better off looking for the moss, growing on the north side of trees. But certainly not from a moving vehicle.
::''And certainly, some mosses are known to grow on any of a tree's basing, outside the temperate zone,.. oh... You've missed your turn!'' [Break sounds].
:[ping-ping]
::''Our travels together are at an end, my friend. You've reached your destination.
==Canonity==
This is clearly a joke, but some of the stuff [[Deckard Cain]] is actually saying here sounds pretty genuine, and might just as well be so. Unless proof of the opposite is revealed, we'll
==References==
* [http://diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/deckard-cain-gps-voice-pack/ Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack]
* [[Deckard_Cain_dialogue#Deckard_Cain_GPS_Voice_Pack|Transcript]]
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[[Category:April Fool's]]
[[Category:Blizzard]]
==Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack==
{{clear}}
<div style="float:right; margin:0px 0px 10px 10px;"><youtube>y593kChlV6w</youtube></div>
::''Hello my friend. Fasten your seatbelt and listen.
:[ping-ping]
::''That red light up ahead marks a place of grave danger. Do not stop!'' [acceleration sounds and a crash]
:[ping-ping]
::''In four point two miles, turn right, on Lincoln. Then move to the left lane to prepare for a turn on to Hay Street. Your destination will be a half-mile on the right. I remember there was a bard named [[Hays]] who used to trouble [[Ogden]] for soup and boarding in the summer months.
::''Ogden had a rule about minstrels that went back 20 years to when [[Baerna]] ran the inn. Baerna was a cruel inkeep but a fine cook. Not a soul in [[Westmarch]] would disagree.
::''A case could be made that Westmarch created the notion of ''Frontier Cousine'' from the first days of [[Zakarum]]'s push into that region.
::''Not that the followers of [[Akarat]] knew what would come from their expansion into the [[West]]. No, the impact of that campaign would not be understood for generations, yes.
:[ping-ping]
::''In the harvest months, the sun hangs so low, it can hardly be used to mark the cardinals. You might be better off looking for the moss, growing on the north side of trees. But certainly not from a moving vehicle.
::''And certainly, some mosses are known to grow on any of a tree's basing, outside the temperate zone,.. oh... You've missed your turn!'' [Break sounds].
:[ping-ping]
::''Our travels together are at an end, my friend. You've reached your destination.
==Canonity==
This is clearly a joke, but some of the stuff [[Deckard Cain]] is actually saying here sounds pretty genuine, and might just as well be so. Unless proof of the opposite is revealed, we'll
==References==
* [http://diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/deckard-cain-gps-voice-pack/ Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack]
* [[Deckard_Cain_dialogue#Deckard_Cain_GPS_Voice_Pack|Transcript]]
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[[Category:Easter Eggs]]
[[Category:April Fool's]]
[[Category:Blizzard]]
